Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Cyber Farmer

well, i've been playin' farmville on facebook for almost 3 months now. Here are some of my thoughts-

THAT BULL IN THE GREEN DAIRY-(I SAY QUITE MOOING AND GET TO BUSINESS). I WANT A GREEN BABY MOO. MY BROWN COWS HAVE GIVEN BROWN BABY MOOS, MY PINK COWS GAVE ME A PINK BABY MOO, AND MY NORMAL COWS HAVE GIVEN ME A BABY MOO-WHERE IS THE GREEN?? MAYBE I NEED TO SWITCH AROUND ALL 12 BULLS UNTIL I FIND ONE THAT CAN GIVE THE DESIRED RESULTS.

ARE MY CHICKENS READY? I KNOW THEY ARE ONLY READY ONCE A DAY-BUT 2 TIMES IN 1 DAY COULD HAPPEN! ENOUGH WITH THE WAITING I'LL CHECK THE PIGS, RABBITS, PENGUINS, HORSES, TURKEYS, SHEEP, AND CATS. WAIT I NEED TO CHECK THE TREES. BACK TO THE CHICKENS-(I HATE WAITING)

WHAT?!? THE CROPS ARE READY-I'LL START HARVESTING THEM-NOW I CAN PLOW THE PLOTS-NOW WHAT TO PLANT?? SHOULD I PLANT A CROPP THATS READY TOMORROW OR IN 4 DAYS? I KNOW A VARIETY!!

WHAT ARE MY FRIENDS DOIN? WELL, I GOTTA LEND THEM A HAND. (I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY HUSBAND AND MY MOM FOR HELPING RELIEVE MY FARMVILLE OBSESSION BY LETTING ME TEND THEIR FARMS DURING THEIR WORK DAY.) LET ME CHECK MY FARM AGAIN FOR ANYTHING I MIGHT'VE MISSED IN THE LAST 5 MINS.

I START THIS OVER EACH DAY AND AM CONSTANTLY CHECKING VARIOUS FARMS. MY HUSBAND SAYS I'VE BECOME OBSESSED AND AM STARTING TO NEGLECT OTHER TASKS, BUT I'M NOT READY TO ADMIT THAT HE IS PROBABLY RIGHT. I HAVE A LIBRARY BOOK DUE THURSDAY SO I GUESS I SHOULD START-BUT WHAT IF I MISS SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT ON MY FARM?? I DEFINITELY NEED TO LEAVE MY FARM FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT I START HAVING WITHDRAWLS AFTER 1 HOUR. AND I DON'T CARE IF WORK NEEDS DONE BECAUSE MY CROPS ARE READY. WHAT ELSE IS ON THE TO DO LIST?? CHECK THE FARM-